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Incredible Naked Ambrosia
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On Jan 3, 2006 Nyx Midnight said:
Another great book from the queen of comedy. I didn't understand the first part much, but seeing DMC3!Dante attacking DMC2!Dante with several different moves and shouts only to be defeated by the silent-but-bazooka-tooting Dante made me laugh even if I didn't get what they were fighting about. And JPEG's “everyone wants to get in Dante's pants” rewrite of the games has yet to get old XD
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Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Dante/Vergil, implied Arkham/Dante and Hell Vanguard/Dante
Plot: And JPEG is at it again! After an interlude where DMC1!Dante and DMC2!Dante are playing DMC3 together, DMC1!Dante rips DMC3!Dante out of the TV(?). The boys then get a visit from DMC3!Vergil, who promptly drags his brother back into the TV so the game can go on.
JPEG tackles the story of the third game like only they can do it. They cover mission 1 and 2, showing Arkham seriously falling for the hot, half naked Dante he saw in his shop, and Hell Vanguard signing Dante's praises as he returns to Vergil. Bad idea: Vergil promptly kills the reaper out of spite and jealousy (Vanguard's expression is hilariously funny) and scares the hell out of Arkham. They then move on to the first Vergil/Dante battle in mission 7, with Arkham "hiding" high up on one of the small towers around the arena with a showerhead to simulate the rain. The twins, as usual, fight and make up (and out) under Arkham's horrified, then depressed gaze, sad to be left out.
